14 October, 2008

soggy matter

My brain was big enough already. You know, you can study and study and study all you want, but I'm telling you, the booze is some sweet sauce and ain't nobody gonna quit drankin just because some scientists say it's no good for da brain.

And that's all I have to say about that. Time for bed so I can continue my healthy lifestyle, which allows me to occasionally binge drink and allows me to enjoy the delicious Bordeaux I love with fancy dinner. Yum, yum, yum.

Shrink away, I say. This is some profound stuff we are spending our research dollars on, especially considering that the professor who has obtained said research grant may very well be a brandy-soaked academic.

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