I saw a woman walking today, pushing a stroller with a toddler in it. She had a tight fitting black t shirt on that said in very bold white letters:
I USED TO BE A FUCKING IDIOT
then below it, in a darker color, it said:
then we broke up.
So now what, you've progressed to being a total fucking idiot, as opposed to just a regular fucking idiot? I mean isn't the presence of the shirt kind of a giveaway there?
I'm just sayin.
