o man......

Yeah, so this happened. Yet another installment highlighting the rationale behind my 'no relationships' thing, lately. It doesn't get much funnier than this.  Decent guy, but such an obtuse request.

And without further ado......

Dude: We were supposed to be doing a dinner at my friend Jenny's house, but everyone bailed except for me, want to maybe do something for Christmas, or is that too much too early?

Me: the Jenny you hook up with?

Dude: we haven't hooked up in years

Dude: but yes, that one

Me: you like to keep em close, don't you

Dude: when you have mutual friends, it's hard not to...haha

Me: insurance policy

Dude: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Me: you realize she may have worked it out that it was just the two of you?

Dude: no, I didn't think that at all

Dude: maybe I should bail

Dude: LOL

Me: wait, so you were asking me to join you for dinner at the house of some chick you used to fuck, just the three of us? You're on your own there, buddy, sorry

Dude: silly girl, people were coming after dinner for drinks

Me: yeah, i'm gonna go with no on that one, haha

Dude: you suck

Dude: i don't want to go alone, haha

Me: no, i really don't.

Me: i'm not putting myself in that position no way. for future reference, the answer to a question like that will always be no.

Dude: bite me

Me: and you wonder why i don't want a relationship with you. hahahahahahaha...o man.

Me: best question ever.

Dude: bite me

Me: you do see how ridiculous that is, right?

Dude: nope

Me: seriously?

Dude: seriously

Me: wow. hm. well i don't know what to tell you then, but purposely putting me in an awkward situation and being patently unaware, to boot, is pretty ridiculous.

Me: maybe think about a role reversal? I dunno.

Not much I can add to that one. Still laughing, though.