28 November, 2011

straws

It is approximately sixty days until bonus time. I pray and pray that I can hold out until then and not tell several people in my office to 'va-tu faire en culee'.

See, I didn't get a bonus last year because I left my good job earlier than I wanted to, something that has greatly affected me this year. Were I to not receive a bonus this year, I would straight up be homeless in no time. That's not a joke, either. That's for real. So every single day that ticks by in this place, where I get bitched out for nothing and everything just because someone or other woke up with a bite on her ass, is a victory.

Can I count to sixty?

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