11 August, 2009

mysteries

* Why big fat guys can never seem to buy pants that go all the way to their shoes

* Why people stop at the top or bottom of busy stairways

* Why women who wear exceedingly slutty clothes and loads of makeup get upset that no nice boys like them

* Why some people jump to anger first, instead of understanding

* Why people go into the gym and just lie on the mats and then leave, without touching a single weight or machine

* Why people wear t-shirts that say things like "Sex Kitten" or "FBI: Female Body Inspector"

* Why people smoke directly outside of doorways

* Why women set our gender back by being competent in only one area and completely useless in all others

* Why anyone would ever wear a toupee

* Why obese people get mad at people who eat well and take care of themselves

* Why parents scream at their children in public places

* Why people move to a country (any country) and then refuse to learn the language of said country

* Politics

* Why religion has such a stranglehold on the entire world

* As a subset of the above, why "good, god-fearing" people choose to war over whose god is better


This could (and probably will) go on and on. These are the things I wonder - to which there never seems to be a satisfying or quantifiable answer. Take a stab at it, if you feel you can shed light.

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